Advertise your complete lack of self-discipline and control.
If you aspire to success in life or sport or anything you have to find a way to control your so-called "Inner Chimp". It's easier for some than others...
Available in a Continental Clothing men's/unisex shirt in sunshine yellow with a red print or an Earth Positive men's/unisex shirt in light blue with a red print. Now also in a white shirt with purple print. Also in yellow EP jersey with blue print.
Also available in women's fitted shirt in a separate listing.